Thanksgiving horror stories--we've all got one or two or three disastrous family-gathering stories we could share with others. Why is that the holidays tend to bring out the best and worst in
people, especially among our loved ones?
If you're the one hosting this year's dinner (lucky you) then it's important to set the ground rules and let your family and friends know you're the captain of the ship and they'd better follow your command at the dinner table. I know, easier said than done. This year if I was hosting the dinner I'd tell everyone that before they came to my house they had to read my latest release, because we'd be discussing story structure, plot and characterization over the turkey dinner. But that's not the case, we're heading to my sister-in-law's home.
Beau: Cowboy Protector
November 2012
Rules of Engagement
Be pleasant at
all times.
Do not bring up
hurtful issues from the past.
Engage in
appropriate dialogue.
Discuss only
mutually safe topics.
Avoid possibly
contentious subjects.
Show up on
time.
Be helpful.
Monitor your
own consumption of alcohol.
Do your best to
get along with everyone at the gathering.
Encourage
children to play outside if the weather permits.
Be attentive to
your own children’s needs and actions.
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If you believe your family is incapable of following your rules or someone always sabotages your good intentions (you know your cousin Claire was jealous that you got asked to the junior prom and she didn't) then you may want to consider the following
Spend the holiday in a public place. (Wishful thinking, I know)
If you are the host, don't exhaust yourself before Thanksgiving dinner.
Right before the holidays, furniture and rug sales always go up.
Many family members, especially siblings, are in competition over issues like
who has the best and cleanest house, who is the best cook, etc. If you are
hosting Thanksgiving, don't get into this kind of competitiveness: it will only
exhaust you and ruin your holiday. It is okay to cut corners. Include
ready-made foods along with homemade ones, close off messy rooms, and accept
help in the kitchen. Your relaxed mood will set the tone of the gathering.
Spend time and energy on planning entertainment.
Thanksgiving is the slowest afternoon of the year, says Dr. William
Doherty, a professor of family social science at the University of
Minnesota. The parade, the turkey, the football games and lethargy caused
by overeating make it a long boring time, especially for children.
Families get "cabin fever" and tensions arise. Let the dinner end by early afternoon so that people can go to a
movie or take a walk, if they desire. Give children the freedom to play
outside; allow teenagers to go out by themselves. Bundle up and go look at
store windows together. Have board games and other entertainment available.
Have a clever seating arrangement.
Try using place cards to assign seats so that you can separate people who
do not get along. Although you may be tempted to, don't seat family members who have been feuding for
years next to each other.
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Depending on the "Host Home" our family can have a very eclectic group gathering each Thanksgiving--family, friends, neighbors, co-workers and possibly even a divorced spouse or two. A few Taboo Topics at our family gathering: Climate Change, Politics, Body Piercings, Body Weight, Hair Styles & Religion.
Now for the fun part...what topics are taboo at your Thanksgiving Table?
Beau: Cowboy Protector
November 2012
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